Sent: 05 July 2012 21:37
Subject: My New Home Recycling Triple Bin
I was married recently and lucky enough to get a gift of a home recycling triple bin from your company.
I had specifically put this on my wedding list as my sister has one and I knew how smart it was. The people at my husbands workplace bought this for us.
Since the happy event I caught my husband in our bed with one of his work colleagues and I now see the ironic side to the story, being bought a trash can by trash.
However, when my husband and I "discussed" what he had been up to and he flatly denied having an affair (despit the fact I had caught him with his hairy arse bobbing up and down in the marital bed) I threw 8 tins of dolphin friendly tuna at him. He managed to dodge all of them and then the idiot tripped and fell onto my bin.
I am not bothered about the "loss" of this moron, but I am very upset about my damaged bin. The bottom part is fine - not even a scratch on it - well maybe a few small ones, but only if you look closely. But the top part with the three flaps got completely twisted and broken and has sadly gone to recycling bin heaven.
I would be extremely grateful if you can advise me how I can obtain a complete new top part. I would be very sad to know the moron has wrecked my favourite household object.
Sorry for the dramatics. I think you can tell I was very attached to my bin.
Although sorry about the circumstances we were happy to send a replacement part and get the bin working again and delighted that the writer generously gave us permission to relate her story here.